Saffie's Sandbox - Extension 3

[Sara]

Okay. I'm going to send you an email too.

[andyv]

Hey Saf,

My W's favourite colour is pink, I think the bug catcher might backfire and she may end up loving it

AndyV

[saffie]

Andy,

I assure you - NOBODY could love it; esp if it was their only present!!!!!

It serves neither use nor ornament. It's that real bright ugly pink - bubblegum - that kids love and the suction is CRAP. Too bad to suck up even a British spider. Although the tube is probably of the dimension to be put to other uses, (if you are a guy!!), the suction is so rubbish that it would be even more frustrating

Saffie

[andyv]

Hey Saf,

Maybe you were given the wrong present by mistake, and he told you it was for catching bugs to save face..............

Oops, sorry for being naughty.

[saffie]

Maybe he just thought it might have a dual purpose but after seeing how bad the suction was realised that it wouldn't satisfy both uses. He should have splashed out another £5 and got the Deluxe model - apparently that blows aswell as sucking!!!!!

Saffie

[saffie]

A naughty present would have been even more welcome!!!!

Let's face it - he could have just bought me another whip!!!!!

saffie

[andyv]

Geez Saf

[andyv]

He should have splashed out another £5 and got the Deluxe model - apparently that blows aswell as sucking!!!!!

That would be a fiver well spent

[saffie]

I know. Just my luck I married a cheap skate!!!!!

The whip would have been for me to use - not have used on me I hasten to add......... for my horse of course

Saffie

[andyv]

Oh, thanks for clearing that up for me Saf.

I had to pop out into the kitchen earlier to grab a wet tea towel and wrap it around my neck, sort of a little flushed after your last few posts

Sucking and blowing cylinders, whips, big sticks......................maybe I should get out more