H just IM me (off line b/c I signed off & now how to get back on):

H- you are not keeping the kids from me tonight
M- you get to see them only how often and now you want to make demands on me?
H- our deal was until 8 that is all i am asking
M- all i am asking is 30 minutes
H- where are u you going?
M- like I told you josh(my boss) is taking us all out
- why you dont tell me where you guys go to or ot what concert you take her too
H- oh so your going w/ you BF not w/ your work crew
I tell you when I go somewhere w/ my coworkers
M- just like you told me cayman islands was business
H- anyways
M- I will never look at another island vacation the same
H- blah
H- I will be taking the girls to PR for xmas so there is another island vacation
M- so your showing off your new wife to your family?
H- I have to go work just be on time have fun w/ your dinner date w your bf-josh

<ok so NOW my new bf is my boss>!!!!