But isn't he the guy that makes salad dressing now?

Hi, my name is Vinnie Oil and I go down so very smooooooth.

Really now, in your fantasy would Paul Newman come up with a line like that? I will have to be satisfied living in the shadow of his favorite recipe ... over in the discount bin.

But you know, the good part of that is when you go grocery shopping and stop to check out what's on sale. I get picked up and caressed for a moment before being put back. And oh yeah, they keep it pretty cold over in the salad dressing aisle, so of course there are a couple other 'perks'.