Dancin' Like Nobody's Watching

[Heimlich]

GD,

Unless you enter a body building competition, stay away from the legs, eh? I had to shave my ankles for taping in high school for football. While it wasn't the whole leg, I could tell it wouldn't be a good look.

I'm not hairy, so don't have that perspective. My brother is, literally, like a bear. Before his accident, he never had trouble getting dates. Seriously, he's like a werewolf; he's got a pelt.

On a hair note, one thing that pisses me off, and you're still just a little young for it, is that I keep sprouting random hair from my shoulders and ears. Can't grow a $U)$%)#$+##@)&%)#$& beard, but I can grow a friggin' shrub out of my ear. Not cool.

BD