I don't think you're a slut but I will concede the first part. I'm just trying to figure out how to come up with the same sort of "accident" for males. Thinking back to when I was in college, what I would have given to be able to create a situation where I could come up from between a girl's legs and say "Ohh sorry, didn't mean to wind up down there, it was just an ACCIDENT!" LOL!
