What if you and Mrs.Cac split and you found yourself dating a semi-super-model? What if she kept casually saying things to you like "When I did the layout for Vanity Fair with Elle in Tahiti..." What if she told you that you were great in bed?

Ok...I just spit my drink all over the screen. That IS um...really hard to imagine.

...that kind of guy and I are pretty close to being Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski.

so...did you keep any of the evidence?