Chat with OPs spouse?

[lester]

That would be kind of funny. Maybe we could set up a babysitter and each pay half and set up like a sting operation. Get a rental with dark windows and wait til they get to the parking lot. Hmmm... Since they'll have the golf clubs we'd have to improvise... well I do actually have a 2x4 maybe cut it to nice size. yeah that's the ticket.