Maybe you're not being a COquette, but a CROquette because you've just BROKEN up with someone:
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cro·quette /kroʊˈkɛt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kroh-ket] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun a small cake or ball of minced meat, poultry, or fish, or of rice, potato, or other food, often coated with beaten egg and bread crumbs, and fried in deep fat.