I just this might amuse you. Some 16 year old girls were watching The Pick-Up Artist at my house this afternoon. They were doing obnoxious voice-overs for the departing contestant along the lines of "I don't care that you kicked me off because I'm gay anyway." I asked them if they thought Mystery was attractive and they said "No. He's hideous.He wears leopard print."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver