Speaking of references to Jerry Maguire, "you had me at 'hello'", but you lost me right here: she won't spread her legs to reveal the "wound" so he needs to pin her down and do it for her. Well, if grabbin' her boob in the middle of the night won't give me a free ticket to the hoosegow, this might.
Or maybe it's just another famous MJ analogy. Either way, I've ordered my set, so I should be prepared, when the opportunity arises, so to speak.
Frankly, I'm still creepin' out about the whole sex with her dad thing, in spite of the fact that it kind of makes sense, in a sideways anti-abandonment, Electra-complex kind of way. God bless (if you are so inclined) Wikipedia.