I was starting to get it after Cobra posted, but didn't want to assume your point. It makes sense.
And yeah, the bunny/zoo-keeper thing kinda fits as well. Although I still all for using astronomical terms instead of simple, inconsequetial things like Earth-based life forms.
The answer currently running through my head for all three questions is actually more of an action ... hang my head and accept it. The answers I would like to have running through my head are ...
a) "You're just a massive fcuk up, everyone can see it" Yeah we'll so is everyone else, and your point is?
b)"Attractive eh? Then how come the one person who knows you best doesn't think so?" considering how off I usually am trying to figure out her female brain, don't you think you're jumping to conclusions?
c)"You see what happens when you try, you fail, everytime. Why bother trying anymore, you're life may suck a little, but at least it won't suck a lot." Oh, so you're an astrologer now eh? Able to predict the future?
OK, maybe I need to work on my answers a bit. But its a start.
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"