Annie - I would welcome the return of the non-alien, even for his friendship. We could discuss anything, and there aren't too many people in the world that you have that with. He is such a humourless jerk right now, poor thing. I wouldn't want to discuss the weather.

He sent a really pathetic email to his eldest son asking for information about a prescripition drug [this is a professional researcher btw] It took my son exactly 30 seconds to find the information. The clear sub text was 'Oh I am ill, and I want sympathy and attention' Dork