You are both teaching me soooo much about the female mind and I thought us males took the biscuit.
Whoever invented mobile phones has a lot to answer for (and in some ways email). I bought my W the phone for Christmas, so I know how you feel. Though 240v through it would certainly work, but rising above it and not bothering to look - beleive me it makes you feel much better.
So SueS, chocolate and a low-cut top - now start messing with the magnet and he will not know if he is coming or going.