I want to tell her, "It was just your boob...get over it!"
I think that's a great idea.
I also think it would be worthwhile to let her know that while you apologized, it was because you truly did not mean to hurt her or make her feel violated....not because you did anything inherently 'wrong'.
What a crock.
"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
