Why do these things happen X - A new beginning

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Well this afternoons latest info. Wife just called, this is to show you how stupid, naive, or just how damn long it has been.

W - I just called to let you know "s" is going to be spending the night with a friend of his.
M - Okay, well we can BBQ tomorrow night if you want. Make sure he calls me later to tell me goodnight.
W - You are still coming over to BBQ with me dummy, why do you think I found a place for him to spend the night.
M - Oh, oh, ooohhhhhhhhhhh, okay, um what time do you want me to come over.
W - NOW !!!


I just can't say "NO" to this invite, I don't care if it is right or wrong.