3) I so f*cking deserve that sketchpad and paints but I guess I'm going to have to get them for myself. Maybe I can figure out a way to get them that isn't - Sketchpad and Paints = Hot Monkey Sex with Semi-famous Artist.
Remember that story I told about the very very attractive man I knew about 18 years ago... the one who could do a handstand from a seated position? (To watch him play pool was to see poetry in motion.) I finally figured out that it wasn't that I wanted to be WITH him, it was that I wanted to BE him.
I just started taking a computer art class this semester and it was sooooo much fun to go to the store and buy pencils, sketch pad, exacto knife FOR REAL and not just for fooling around. Go to the art supply store and buy those things for your sweet little asthmatic Bunny! YOU know best exactly what she wants!
