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I'm not attracted to any man who signals Republican, conservative Christian, golf, sports bar, suburban tract house with wall-to-wall carpeting, fast food, World's Funniest Videos etc.


Republican: time for a change
conservative Christian: don't get me started
golf: yawn, nothing beats a good game of sand v-ball
sports bar: yawn, I mean "go team"
suburban house: neighbors who can see in your windows AND you still have to fight traffic for something to do ... blech
wall-to-wall carpeting: fun if you like to shock people, but give me the feel of hardwood anyday
fast food: Chick-fil-A is pretty good
World's funniest videos: I prefer Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

Of course the most important question in my mind is why am I not having sex right now? Oh yeah, rejected again. The wolf rests for another day.

Chrome


"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"

Inertia Creeps by Massive Attack