Goodness... that reference to the 'pointy-toed shoes up the backside' is making me think that you might possibly be saying that **I** might have been the wielder of said shoes... gosh, I just can't fathom lil' ole' me EVER doing such a thing... and maybe doing so WITHOUT a purpose, just to be MEAN and bring you down... insult you... add salt to your gaping wound...
Boy. THAT would suck. Huh... now I am really curious to know to whom you may have been referring....
