The one time I wish I could put my foot into my mouth is when I talk to my wife. Instead it is just diarrhea of the mouth. I do get to use my foot for something though and that is kicking meself in the ass after I can't shut up.
Didn't know whether to laugh or cry after reading this. Still giggling a little.
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My latest
Me: 36 W: 35 2 D: 9 and 5 T: 16 years M: 12 10/4/06: Bomb 10/5/06: Ended A 4/22/07: ILYBNILWY