I think that you think that no one understands your position. WE DO! Many of us here have felt the same pain you feel. Some of us feel it every day. But the problem, as Martelo has said, is that you have boxed yourself into a corner by making the "rules" of what has to happen SO stringent that it almost certainly will never happen.
Have you ever heard of Kent Hovind? He was an avid creationist who set up the "$200,000 Evolution Challenge" (or something like that) in which he said he would pay $200,000 to the first person who could offer proof of evolution. But then when you went to his website to get details, he had so many restrictions and conditions that nobody could ever claim the prize. He then went on TV and the internet and used the unclaimed prize as proof of the faultiness of evolution.
You are doing the same thing. The conditions you are setting are ensuring your failure. It doesn't matter if the conditions are logical or not. Desire is not logical. You could have a laundry list of perfectly logical reasons why your wife should desire you, but until she FEELS that desire, it ain't gonna happen.
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
