You aren't any of those things, you are a hurt, betrayed, and confused person but none of those things.

I agree, cards for him, cookies for me. \:\)

Oh man, get that offer in writing. Maybe work out a legal separation and work that into it. That would really put your mind at ease.

LOL at what you said. My own H said (when I asked him if he did anything physical in front of our kids), "I'm a dick, but I am not an ass". lmfao!!!