LOL Seriously, I know how you feel! Calm down, and take a deep breath, then if you want you can pick up a sledgehammer and....
Well, that will take care of the computer problems, LOL! , but when it comes to the troubles with the W, I think you might want to keep the computer in one piece. LOL, maybe instead get a dart board and put her picture on it, I've thought about doing that one, myself, just don't have a dart board, darts or picture of her, anymore. Take care.
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