Hey, from where I sit, you've still got a lot of catching up to do. Why, you are only halfway there!

--GGB, who is getting really tired of cleaning up the poop fingerpainting that is happening far more often than he is getting laid. Earlier this week the two lil'devils covered the all four walls to a height of 6 feet. My little Poocasos. Even duct taping the diapers on and pinning their PJs isn't stopping it. Argghh, having a 2 and 3 year old when you are 46 isn't the same as when you are 33. Not one little bit.