Welp, you've got all the bases covered. None of this is your fault. You can't do what you want, either because of your wife, or because of God. And you can't change, either because of your wife, or because of God.
I'm pretty certain... uhm... thinking, thinking, thinking... yes, I am definitely certain you are the very first, TRUE victim of the universe. You are to be pitied.
Ah. Well. There. I, at least, feel better that we have solved the CeMar issue.
Now what? tap, tap, tap...
How do you think the Detroit going to fair in the play-offs?
