That's a damn fine post all the way through, Crazy Eddie. But your conclusion is fantastic:
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She might as well keep saying "you keep closing your eyes and laying still like a bump on a log for eight hours every single night... why should you get to go anywhere or buy anything or have sex?" You'll react more with confusion and compassion than hurt or anger, because she's really not making her case, and only your confusion lets her win such a crappy case.
I like the lawsuit analogy, for these two lawyers. Every lawyer knows this saying: "If the law is on your side, pound the law; if the facts are on your side, pound the facts; if neither are on your side, pound the table." Hairy, you've got the facts and the law on your side (in this case, and your marriage in general). She's beating you with fancy lawyerin' and table pounding.