"We will" seems to imply that he is arrogating to himself power over you to which he is not entitled. My gut (possibly over)reaction would have been to snatch it back.
I don't think I explained the vibe of what he said quite right. I wasn't annoying for "and the lady will have the fish" reasons. It was more like "We will go to the circus as soon as I do x,y and z" so it annoyed me because the implication is that I conveyed something like "Can we go to the circus Daddy? Please! When can we go to the circus?" like I'm some sort of dopamine ruled toddler. Of course, I basically am like a dopamine ruled toddler and apparently I am doing a lame job of disguising that fact. It was funny because the last time we got together we had an evening of fun activities planned but we just ended up having a lot of sex instead so he apologized to me for not providing me with enough fun.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
