"Just lamenting that you all aren't as logical and straight-forward as us."
Balto, I can say the EXACT same thing in reference to my husband. In my marriage...I am the more logical straight-forward person. This isn't gender-specific.
I know GEL. I put a little wink eye thing there. That part was in jest.
Gone the carvings and those who left their mark. Gone the kings and queens, now only the rats hold sway.