Although, it almost certainly would have bespoken a different sort of dysfunction, it would have been a lot more "sexy" if in response to my 2bx's comments like "you are too nerdy to f*ck" I had responded by saying "Yeah, well you are too f*cking uptight to f*ck. I guess I just forgot for a moment. My bad."

Yes it certainly would have!!




But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads? ~Albert Camus