Not much you can do if W is going to insist on martyring herself a bit...
I forgot about MIL, indeed. What a mess that is... Less sex = good enough reason to bar anyone from the house, lol.
Re trying to read to the kids for 20 minutes over the phone or web... If the kids are old enough, this might be a case in which the thought of your help and support provides more relief than the 20 minute break ever could.
Re hot dirty remote sex... Any chance that she might be open to MB couched as phone sex? What about a phone/web controlled vibrator so it wouldn't be her MBing exactly? After all, this is the "where is my wife" wife, so who knows?
