Husband,

Uhhh...why do you want to have a relationship talk after surgery?

And please don't read a letter to her.

It sounds too serious.

Regarding your "bad-boy" theory. I'll send you an e-book that will encourage this.

The idea is that alpha male, leading, confident, playful, bad-boy behavior will push her attraction buttons.

I'll email it to you. He also has a helpful newsletter.

--Theoden