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but you need to come up with a better name than 'new guy.' I mean, heck, even 'Hank' would be better... though on second thought, I suppose that name really doesn't 'fit.' Dirk, maybe. So he can 'stab' you with his 'love muscle...' (peels of glorious girl giggles with a high five slap)


Lol- Hmmm... I think "Dirk" has a connotation of short brutality, I think he's more of a "Lance" as in "Lance-A-Lot" because I shall be dwelling in the mythical kingdom of "Come-a-Lot" as long as he's my lover.

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I am now off for my first ballroom dance competition, and will be sporting long red nails and a leopard latin dress. Gulp. Jesus, I hope I have the balls to pull it off...


Heck, I just hope your BF is frame enough to hold a woman with gonads so big. Good Luck!!


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver