I'm back. Yes it is a hernia. I go for surgery consultation on Friday, I am supposed to avoid: heavy lifting, laughing, snezzing, coughing, passing gas and have "frequent" bowel movements so there is not too much pressure. My Female doctor (first time I have been naked with a woman in a year) also said frequent sex will help relive the pressure. (Ok I made up that part up but that is what I am going to tell my wife).
Wife called before I left said she is going to be in a meeting but wants me go call and leave a message. I chose not to say anything sarcastic.
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And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know