he said "well, we can get together-keep it low key, if you want."
Translation: I'm up for a booty call, but don't expect a diamond necklace.
Bullsh!t. In this case, a fancy dinner at the best restaurant in town would be in order, followed by NO SEX. As opposed to you making him a nice dinner and then giving him "dessert."
Let him off the hook on the 10th-Anniversary DeBoer's commercial, though. What was the tag line? "She married you for better or worse. Let her know how it's going."
