I feel certain that you were intended by nature to be a regular dude, but those balmy, salty breezes of California corroded out some of the wiring in your brain.
I say this in the spirit of sincerest praise.
I KNOW, intuitively, that your W called to offer you a hamburger because she found your MAN PANTIES in the dryer and totally flipped. She probably wants to make sure that you get lots of protein before the sex-o-rama she has planned for you. If she offers to grill you a steak, you'll know you're home free.
