Our wives are now COMPLETELY responsible for meeting our physcial needs, and physical needs are a HUGE part of a happy life.
Oh, I guess you're completely out of luck, then. Sorry we can't help you. You'll never be like other people, who somehow manage to be happy even when they're not getting laid. Maybe you were actually dropped off by aliens and are merely disguised as a human.
Last edited by Crazy Eddie; 07/20/0702:49 PM.
a fine and enviable madness, this delusion that all questions have answers, and nothing is beyond the reach of a strong left arm.
