I have a special present for you. A "new" position that I think might work well for you and your wife if I'm remembering your relative heights and vital statistics correctly. I don't know what it's really called but I call it:
THE CEDAR POINT!
1) Enter from behind on sides in spoon position. Roll to your back bringing her along so that she ends up on her back on top of you slightly to the side. If your heights are right you should catch her neck in your arm/ shoulder joint. Legs will be semi-intertwined boy girl boy girl. Place hand closest to her head on a breast. Place free hand on clitoris. Fasten safety belts and proceed with caution. ( I highly recommend that any woman who wishes to experience the Cedar Point should first spend several months doing the Denise Austin workout with special emphasis on the Butt Blaster segment because this will greatly increase both the arched tension of the position and the earthquake-like orgasmic potential. Of course, the unique pin-down achieved in this position pretty much limits your participation in the event to some "up elevator" moves so a few months of Kegeling would also be advised.)
P.S. I am going to meet somebody from the BB IRL too! I am so excited! But not Blackfoot. Maybe you can ask him what the real name of the position is or maybe NOP knows. I couldn't find it in my manuals but I didn't look real hard.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
