Actually, I do. He has a medical condition that causes excessive sweating. I know exactly what their schedule was. He picked her up at the airport around 9:00AM. They drove about three hours, arriving around noon. Along the way, he's sweating like a steamfitter. They arrive, and both need to "clean up." Their event starts at 7:00 PM. That gives them lots of time to get dirty again...
I sincerely believe they planned this out. Whatever... it does not change my approach or attitude. I will be the wise one!