I like what your thinking about saying, but I didn't see anything about trucks, fish and beer. Are you going to edit it? It looks good.
I think the coach is right, plant the seed, especially through the actions. Let her see the picnic and she will question. I would love to meet a marriage that has lasted when one spouse was in another M when it started. Ya right? You know where that R is going, and it ain't up!
Can't help you with the highlights, my license expired, but I haven't heard butt-hurt in a while. That is funny.