Pick up the pieces when you go

[saffie]

Love the cattle prod idea!!!!

I wld like sweet dreams but unfortunately I can't quite seem to get there...... there's this OW's face that just keeps a popping up.....

Of course, it doesn't help if H is snoring aswell.....

Saffie, who wishes she were..... but can't!!!

[Dr LOve]

Delia,
Ya go in the room with a Kleenex. ya crawl around on the floor a little say "there it is" leap over to the imaginary spider pick it up with the Kleenex say "I got it, Let's go flush it down the toilet" both of you go to the bathroom and tell her when you drop it in put the seat down so it does not get out. Drop it in she closes the seat say "OK flush it" she does when it's through ya lift the lid show her it's gone and back to bed.

Husband

[delia]

Husband---

What an inspired idea! You've obviously done this spider tango before. I really could have gotten about five hours more sleep last night.

Heaven forbid she thinks she sees a butterfly in her room. She's scared of those, too.

[Dr LOve]

ya Theo and me the surrogate husbands

Husband

[theoden]

Yoyo,

Take some time for yourself.

You will draw new and previously untapped strength fomr inside your heart.

I think the cultured, southern, church-going, society lady is about to become a tigress.

For some reason, when I think of you, I think of the movie the Notebook, and I imagine you are like the character played by Rachel McAdams.

God bless you.

--Theoden

[Yoyowife]

Awww thanks Theoden. You know how to offer up tough love and then say the right words to boost our PMA's. I think you are a wonderful gentleman. You kinda remind me of the gentle dad in 7th Heaven. The understanding husband, father, and pastor who knows how to listen and give the right advice.

This may sound corny but I just love you all on this board, I couldn't make it without you. The OW may be my H's addiction, but this board and you people are my addiction. I hope that doesn't sound too warped.?!!!

[Matilda2]

It IS nice to be able to have others to "talk" to that understand, but are not in the middle of our lives. It helps to get different perspectives.

[theoden]

Yoyo,

My pleasure.

You are a real sweetie. A treasure indeed. Any honorable man would climb mountains to have a woman like you. In fact, all you DB ladies are real gems.

Yes..I'm a real nice guy. Sweet and fatherly. But, indeed, that can get boring. I need more passion and more of the warrior/dangerous man to come out.

--Theoden

[Yoyowife]

I went to see a friend tonight. When I got in the car tonight to leave I was in tears. The reason...I hope it's not a sign of things to come. My friend was at her brother's house. We were sitting out by the pool and he got up to take a call privately outside the pool area. Even though he wasn't in our general vicinity we could hear him yelling. His girlfriend got up to go check on him. She came back and said he was arguing with his daughter. The man and his daughter were fighting because he had taken her car away from her because she never makes time to come see him. She lives about 45 min. away with her mother. The man's g/f was fussing about how he pays DD's bills but she is so ungrateful and never comes to see them. She said it's about time he put his foot down. I'm not a rocket scientist, but it doesn't take alot of reasoning to find out why the man's two daughters don't want to visit. The man left his wife for the woman he is now living with. Needless to say I will not be visiting my friend at her brother's house again. The daughters are close to my daughters' ages. They are 15 and 17. Mine are 16 and 19. My youngest daughter has already made the comment to her dad if he ends up with OW she will not be visiting him. How can these people destroy their families and think that they are supposed to get over it so easily?

[Dr LOve]

Hey YoYO,

My daughter took off one night with the car We got her. She was 17. Long story if ya really want I can tell ya sometime. Anyway I had warned her I would sell it and I did.

Husband