He keeps saying if I keep acting "this way" we won't be able to stay friends.
"I'd like to introduce you to my ex-wife, friend, and personal doormat! Bimbo, this is Doormat; Doormat, Bimbo. Now we can ALL be friends. Isn't this great?!"
How much is his friendship worth? $150,000 plus $750/month? $50,000 lump-sum? How about $0.02?
