I will be by H family and that will really bug her.
Cool, what a better way to get a little jab in. Sorry about both the sitches but make lemonade. Stand as close to husband as you can stand. Piss her off. Let the H see another side of her. She may even get mad at him. If ya can't fix the sitch you might as well have a little fun with it.
Husband
And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know
