That idea of introducing horses into your chick lit novel is a stroke of sheer genius. What do chicks like? Horses! Horses and guys, in some combination. A few adorable kittens, a faithful dog...it's perfect. I'm trying to figure out how the horses could teach the movie star guy humility. That's a tough one. Maybe by bucking him off the side of a 10,000 foot ridge. He saves himself by grabbing onto a jagged rock, but not before a yucca has unfortunately blinded him in both eyes. Emergency eye operation must be performed immediately. Heroine is a vet, rather than a people doctor, but by reading up in some old medical books she's been storing in the outhouse for toilet paper, and sterilizing a few pieces of silverware, heroine is able to perform miracle eye operation. Gorgeous movie star guy has to sleep in heroine's camp bed to recover completely. She spoons him hot Campbell's soup and other delicacies, while cooing ancient Buddhist poetry in his ear. He renounces meaningless gym bunny sex forever, learning to love the simplicity of this peaceful mountain retreat.
