Buddy, this made me snort bacon into my apple juice this morning.
I also laughed when JDK mentioned W's "finely tuned karate moves," but your bacon snorting comment cracked me up too! Both of these statements were highly visual for me -- what pictures they painted!
Also, I still can't get this comment out of my head from you on another thread:
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My ex blames me for everything from neglecting our marriage (guilty) to global warming (sometimes I have gas).
You should consider doing some amateur stand up for GALing!