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Spouses, or "significant others" are not pets.

Well, yes, I think that's self-evident to most people, Mike. I wasn't being literal. (What are you, an engineer???)
But, if you're willing to think playfully, there are many similarities to be drawn, if only far-fetched. It's called having fun.

Doing really well, thanks.
Anyway, this is separation-ville. Just passing through I presume?