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OH SNAP.......


....Understand, that I can't, not be what I am
I'm not the milk, and Cheerios in your spoon
~ Avril Lavigne ~
..."Nobody's Fool"...

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I don't "melt."

I smolder.

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Uh huh

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Quote:
I'm even sweeter and cuter in person


Now see, there's the problem.

I don't do sweet and cute.

I'd have you eatin' outta the palm of my hand, Jazzy.

And what would be the challenge in THAT?

BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG.



\:\)


Now knock it off, Jazz.

If you wanna flirt, go to the MLC forum! ;\)

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I think she just gave you your walking papers......... \:o











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I prefer Mae West quotes.

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This thing still open?

Dang.

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They love you today.











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Pfffftttt.

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How to Garden:

Will Power




An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.


His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.


Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.





I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.


Love, Dad

.........

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:


"For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.



the next morning,



A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.


Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.





His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."




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- Moral Of the Story


NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,


IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.


IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.


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