Dude, we need a third guy to make a proper man-wich.
MC,
You keep running from, denying and avoiding the fact that you hear the call of the wild, wild west.
You don't need to like horses, you just use them to get you to Brokeback Mountain. You can always dismount. Come to think of it, I think you might look nice in a Royal Canadian Mounted Police uniform. Riding crop and red blazer.
You don't have to herd the sheep on the mountain. Just wash our clothes, have dinner ready when we come in from the long rides, and wear that spandex which makes your a$$ glisten in big sky country. Maybe in the evenings you could share a blanket with Husband and me on alternate nights -- so you won't get chilled.
I hear you make a mean squirrel stew. Come on MC, there's lots of stuff for you to do on the mountain if the manly stuff isn't your cup of tea. Husband and I need someone to soften our edges.
