That was the most beautiful and moving portrait ever written....about my friend Grunshenka. I wouldn't say a word against her--she's my bestest buddy--but she's ALWAYS hanging out at fair booths wearing summery dresses with no knickers on. I'm just surprised she was at your church fund raiser. It's a good thing you didn't finish the story, because I know exactly how it ends. Bless her heart, Grushenka will flirt with anybody ANYWHERE--under the bleachers, on top of the steeple, ANYWHERE. I wouldn't say a word against her. We've been pals FOREVER. But it doesn't matter how many guys she's got on her string, or how many stars in her eyes (I think she's just near-sighted and won't wear her glasses)---when this chick catches wind (in every sense of the word) of a guy in his skinny dude pants...there's simply no stopping her. Especially if he's riding a bike, and he's sitting on it all kind of stiff like a cadaver cause he can't really move his legs and he's about to split at the seams. I know her. She'd just glob the paint on your face like she was painting a fence, yank away her soft, pudgy little hand, and go leap on back of the bike with Skinny Dude Pants Guy. She's kinds cruel that way.....Love her to death, though.
