Poor Theoden! I hope you aren't galloping off to the local opium den. I would be MORE than happy to tattoo you, so long as I can use your sword to do it. I know that my designs won't be as delicate as some--and also I might need to do some preliminary sketches (maybe with a Bowie knife) before I get down to the actual business of tattooing--and also I like abstract art, in large, bold swaths--but I would be SIMPLY honored to tattoo you into several ritualistic pieces. And my current anger issues with men in general--don't worry a BIT about it. I'll be as gentle as a lamb.
