the food thing slays me! I did that with my H early on.
He knows I always fed him and when he started galavanting and disrespecting me by not showing up I thought well, you aren't getting taken care of anymore.
So I proceeded to make one his favourite meals one day but just for me!! he came in and I dished up a plate just for me and started to eat. Didn't even offer him any. Well, you would think that I killed his favourite pet or something by the look on his face. He then asked me politely if he could have some too. Still makes me laugh to think about it.
