Here's a joke my sister sent me. I didn't know where else to put it so I thought I'd post it here as you're the one with the wife with the headache.
Man: how about some nookie? Woman: not tonight I have a headache Man: well that's good, I've just been coating my dick in liquid Tylenol, you can take orally or as a suppository
if we can be sufficient to ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs Erica Jong
